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Interestingly, according to

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

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The good people

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

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More than any

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

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How is it

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

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I took a

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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My one regret

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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Money is better

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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On the plus

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

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There are worse

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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More than any

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

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