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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.