Tag Archive | "Mark Twain"

How come we

How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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The difference between

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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Water, taken in

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

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Whenever you find

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

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It is better

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.

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There is something

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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Of the delights

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.

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The human race

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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Suppose you were

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

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Often it does

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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