Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.
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He who lives
Posted on 05 November 2011.
He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun
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History teaches us
Posted on 28 October 2011.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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There are two
Posted on 24 October 2011.
There are two types of people–those who come into a room and say, “Well, here I am!” and those who come in and say, “Ah, there you are.”
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The first half
Posted on 25 September 2011.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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When a dog
Posted on 24 September 2011.
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
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